Back on the horse, just like riding a bike…whatever

So at some point, you have to re-engage with the dating world if you don’t want to have your only joy in life be a new episodes of the Kardashians.  ( I admit it, I love those girls)  Even though I still don’t feel 100% ready to start something new, one of my friends thought it might not be a bad idea to put myself back out there if for no other reason to rake in the compliments and know that I can probably find someone else.

It’s been an interesting 24 hours.  I have seen not just 1 but at least 3 profile pictures of men holding chickens and I’m not on just  Do they think it’s a tongue in cheek way of having a cock pic out there or do they really get into chickens?  Either way, I just go right past those. Gross

I had a rather bland conversation with a man last night who was trying to figure out how to hit me up for a booty call without being gross.  We literally talked about the rain and the travel channel and then he starts asking about bed.  Let me tell you – “I need to find some way to get tired before I go to bed” is not very subtle. Gross.

There was one rather interesting man who literally lists his love of cheese in his profile.  I sent him a message before bed last night letting him know he had the exact quality I was looking for.  If nothing else, I’m always looking for more cheese eating friends.  He did however have a full beard and at first glance reminded me of a younger version of my dad.  That’s not good.  People say you end dating people like your parents, but part of the fun of dating is taking a good year or so to figure that out.  Knowing it right out the gate is weird. Also Gross.

I woke up this morning to messages from 2 men who were very direct and wanted to “get to know me better” and “get together for a drink and talk”.  Mr. Get to know me better  is really good at “weekends”.  Gross.  Mr. get together for a drink is really good at cleaning and can’t live without run.  A neat freak who runs on purpose.  Now, I’m not going to say gross, but yeah…..

The highlight though is from the guy who sent me a message this morning with some actual intelligent writing and said I was “hottie”.  He does get style points.

So to summarize, Gross. Gross. Gross. Ah man. Oh, he thinks I’m pretty.


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Jennifer Foster

I am on quest to reclaim my life, one mile and one photo at a time. My goal is to share all the good and bad in a way that is both heart warming and humorous. Buckle in and enjoy my tales of travels and life's trials and tribulations. All described here in detail and photos because seriously, I can't make this shit up.

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