In no random order, some actual thoughts based on the events from the last 24 hours of my life:
A car that smokes when you are alone will not repeat it’s behavior in front of the person who can fix it.
It takes a really long time to sharpen a brand new pencil to a sharp tip in an electric pencil sharpener.
What in the world could cause Target to be out of rubbing alcohol on the fourth of July? Is everyone making glitter ice packs for their joints today?
When your printer doesn’t print, think ink, not re-install drivers and changing settings for two days.
When did binders get so expensive?
Sunburn is itchiest when you are home alone.
If you pay for something with Paypal and then it is immediately refunded, don’t assume Paypal is smart enough to handle that for you – no, you still have to wait like 3-5 days for the refund even though the two transactions happened literally 37 minutes apart and then transfer the money back to your bank account to offset the money they already took out.
Turkey burgers are surprisingly delicious.
Once you break down and turn your AC on, you will never want to turn it off again.