Just like riding a bike….with a flat tire and no seat

Oh people.  Dating is ridiculously painful and time consuming.  Let me bring you up to speed…..

First, there was the guy who showed up at my door, looking like a grandpa ( he was clearly older than he said) with a sweet fanny pack.  He asked if he could use my bathroom – where he peed with the door open.  Worst part, all I could think was “grandpa needs his prostate checked”.  Needless to say, there was no second date.

Second, there was this really nice guy- we had such a fun time, spent like 8 hours together.  He kissed me good night in a very gentlemanly way at the end of the night.  I was optimistic. Two days later, I get a text saying there wasn’t any spark for anything other than friendship.  Then maybe don’t make me put in a full 8 hours of work next time.  Like maybe end the date at 4 hours and don’t kiss someone good night.

I am seriously in danger of rolling my eyes so hard, I am going to sprain them…

Most people know that the internet is full of scammers.  Just for fun, here are some sweet screen shots of my favorites.  Enjoy.