Oh people. Dating is ridiculously painful and time consuming. Let me bring you up to speed…..
First, there was the guy who showed up at my door, looking like a grandpa ( he was clearly older than he said) with a sweet fanny pack. He asked if he could use my bathroom – where he peed with the door open. Worst part, all I could think was “grandpa needs his prostate checked”. Needless to say, there was no second date.
Second, there was this really nice guy- we had such a fun time, spent like 8 hours together. He kissed me good night in a very gentlemanly way at the end of the night. I was optimistic. Two days later, I get a text saying there wasn’t any spark for anything other than friendship. Then maybe don’t make me put in a full 8 hours of work next time. Like maybe end the date at 4 hours and don’t kiss someone good night.
I am seriously in danger of rolling my eyes so hard, I am going to sprain them…
Most people know that the internet is full of scammers. Just for fun, here are some sweet screen shots of my favorites. Enjoy.